a nice grandma to cook you some more meth
something here seems off. and I think I know what it is.
What the heck batter.
alright I’m back, but wtf is it with me and older people. Like I had five old people say hi to me today and then this ol lady wanted to talk to me, like they are so bored they want to share stories with me but I know better because last time that old lady told me sad stories while I was at DMV and I started to cry and got teary eyed cuz it was so sad, like a god awful love story it was beautiful. I can’t handle this, old people are trying to kill me with sad stories about their life.
the grandmas have chosen you
Whoever sends me the most ridiculous cookie clicker screenshot gets to have their high score lauded in MGDMT this week
sext: have you ever heard of this game called cookie clicker
DID YOU GUYS NOTICE THAT THERE IS AN ACHIEVEMENT IN COOKIE CLICKER CALLED TIME WAR I WAS NOT AWARE OF THIS UNTIL NOW IT’S JUST ALL SO CLEAR
ONWARD MY ARMY! THERE IS NO POWER ON GALLIFREY THAT CAN STOP ME
DALEKS WILL BE SUPERIOR IN ALL AREAS OF CONFECTIONERY
ENOUGH! WE WILL BRING THEM BACK BEFORE THEY WERE EVEN EATEN WITH THE COOKIE WATCH OF RASSILON!