marijuana-president

Cookie Clicker: The Anime

  • politeness: what if they made a cookie clicker anime
  • Milk: No
  • Milk: Pea no
  • politeness: like this kid finds a button in the middle of an alleyway and it spawns a cookie
  • politeness: and some mysterious figure from an outer dimension comes out and tells him about the cookie button and the shop
  • Milk: No...
  • Milk: Pea are you drinking
  • politeness: he buys the cursor and the button starts pressing itself
  • politeness: the kid freaks out but he doesn't care because he's getting cookies out of it
  • politeness: and so he finds out about the other cookie creating options and starts buying tons of grandmas
  • politeness: and so he finally finds out about the bingo factory thing
  • politeness: and buys "one mind"
  • politeness: the grandmas suddenly start becoming very creepily affectionate towards the kid and keeps shoving cookies down his throat
  • politeness: but he doesn't care because its cookies
  • politeness: and then he buys the grandmapocalypse upgrades and now the grandmas are plotting world cookienation
  • politeness: the anime ends with the kid buying a huge cookie gundam robot and starts shooting explosive cookies at the grandmas
  • Milk: pea youre drunk
  • politeness: his last line before the credits: "here's a new cookie flavor, you old skanks: blood cookies"
  • Milk: PEA
  • politeness: directed by tetsurou araki
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